THROW THE BUMS OUT!

For God’s sake America – read your history! While we’re watching Simon belittle people and voting on the next tattooed American Idol, our country is being stolen right out from underneath our collective gray mustaches. Our Federal government, as well as us poor souls who are unfortunate enough to live in Illinois – the Land of Capone, are stealing us blind. Congress, led by the female version of the Anti-Christ, Nancy Pelosi; her personal lap dog, Harry Reid; her evil henchman Barney Franks; and personal court jesters Chris Dodd and Charlie Rangle, have set themselves up as royalty on our dime, and then thrown the rest of our money brazenly at Wall Street and Detroit, while the rest of us lose our 401K’s, savings, and pensions. We are all working harder to try to hold on to a job longer that we may lose at any minute, while Congress plays grab ass with each other. Then many of YOU (and here I can humbly exclude myself) elected O.B.A.M.A., an acronym for One Big Ass Mistake America, and his Chicago thugs and tax cheats to take over at the White House.

Given the recent traitorous flip-flop, or more than likely big fat pay off, of Arlen Spector, which handed the Senate a filibuster-proof Democratic, (liberal) majority, combined with the upcoming retirement of that pseudo-conservative Justice Souter, a traitor in his own right to George Bush the senior, and the upcoming nomination of an undoubtedly even more liberal judge, we are now going to be governed by a den of thieves that is leading us down the road towards socialism boys and girls. And as somebody famous once said (or should have said) “the trouble with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money.” That would be OUR money my fellow Americans. Or what we have left. It doesn’t work folks – it’s been tried all over the world through all of history, and guess what sports fans, it fails. It fails miserably. Recall the great words by Winston Churchill, “we contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.” We need to either throw the bums out of office in 2010, or outsource Congress. And it needs to start right here, right now.